Little known fact, but another sure way to ward off the walking dead is with a full on assault of butterflies. Thanks to the extensive research behind ‘Project Z’, we now know that the flitting and fluttering flight of these colorful insects can actually scare them so badly that they curl up and suck their …
And can you blame them? But know this. Not only will a can of wet, cold fish keep you going in the face of doom, one solid belch of the retched slop will send them running back to their zombie mommies. Just another friendly tip from ‘Project Z’
Ever hoping to protect the masses from the impending threat from zombies, I thought I’d share yet another tip from ‘Project Z’. When facing a slobbering walker, toss a teddy at ‘em like it was a grenade. When they stop to snuggle, you’re free to flee. Note: I have yet to wait long enough to …
As the next installment in ‘Project Z’, I thought that it may be helpful to point out that not only do zombies abhor country western music but they love rock-n-roll (more specifically punk rock but in a pinch classic or hair band will do). Yet another reason having Joe Strummer on your iPod is …
Continuing ‘Project Z’, I finished this image up to demonstrate a sure-fire way to fend off an advancing zombie attack… put on some country western tunes. You may think that they’re slow and lumbering, but they can move wicked quickly when they want to.
With the impending zombie-pocalypse upon us, I thought I’d share this little known fact about the animated corpses. But be warned not all music has the desired effect. If all goes well, I will hopefully be releasing ‘Project Z’ this spring in ePub and app form.